On April 1st 2000 DPRP had it's first ever April Fools joke on their web site. It included a
long special about an imaginary artist Red Sedan and his friend Steve McGregor who had released
an album called Rock's Colliding together. Regular DPRP visitors could read the special and by
answering a couple of questions, they could win a copy of the new album, which was described as
one of the best albums of the past years.
For those of you who might be interested in the background and development of this scam, we now
present 'The Making of Red Sedan'. Hope you enjoy it ...
The whole thing started on October 7th 1999 when I sent one of the team members, Jan-Jaap, an
MP3 file with a little bass riff I had recorded via my sound card.
The file contained sort of a reggea version of Pink Floyd's In The Flesh. I asked JJ if
he could guess what it was, which he could.
Around this time I was also helping out a DPRP-related band to track down someone who was selling
counterfeit copies of their albums. For that purpose I used a hotmail e-mail acount with an anagram of my
own name; Red Sedan.
The third ingredient that gave birth to the idea was the fact that DPRP had just started
brainstorming about the possible release of a compilation album with rare and unreleased tracks
by DPRP-related bands.
I think it was JJ (Jan-Jaap) that started the joke by telling the rest of the team that he had already
received a possibile contribution for the CD; a special version of In The Flesh by a friend
of IQ's John Jowitt. JJ added that this might be one of the biggest discoveries of 1999 and that
we should give the guy his own homepage at DPRP. I immediately replied that I had met the
concerned person, called Red Sedan, at last year's Planet Pul festival. I added that I didn't
like the track but that others might love it.
A couple of days later I sent the team an e-mail from my Red Sedan hotmail account in which 'Red'
introduced himself and told them that John Jowitt had mentioned our plans for a CD to him. He
would be more than happy to contribute a track. Red also informed them about a new project: "More
original would be a sample from a project I'm working on with a guy called Steve McGregor, who
used to play in a band called Bitten By Bats. It's going to be a cool concept album about the
destruction of planet Earth by a comet". I don't know where the name McGregor came from,
it was probably inspired by the Highlander movie. 'Bitten by Bats' was the working
title of one of the IQ albums. I had already informed John Jowitt about the scam in case any of
the team members would contact him to verify the story.
The team believed every single word, and until April 1st they have always thought that Red
existed. JJ and myself started sending loads of e-mails to Red Sedan (my hotmail account), which
I myself would then answer. The team was always CC-ed on the messages, so they saw the whole
communication about copyrights, etc. One or two times JJ and I even faked a big argument about
Red's music. I had said that I didn't think it was good enough while JJ called it 'brilliant'.
JJ made up the track 'Blinded by the Moon' by McGregor, about which Red said: "Blimey ! You
actually know their music!!?? You're the first person from Holland who ever said that he has
heard Bitten by Bats! 'Blinded by the Moon' is quite good, but not as good as the 'Music from
the Spheres' track from the same album. That's probably the best track they ever did! I
asked Steve to keep that style in mind for our album."
Red thought about calling the project's album Nemesis but JJ advised him to go for a more
By this time others of the team started to join the discussion about Red's music and I promised
to ask for some demo material first before we would make any promises. Red promised to send a
copy of his debut album Sandstone for the review page. Red also mentioned the new project
again: "Some of the songs on 'Sandstone' will appear on the McGregor/Sedan album in a
different form." He also decided to change the album's name to Rock's Colliding.
All of this had happened over the course of just one week. Red sent the team an e-mail promising
to send me a copy of Sandstone and attached a picture of the album cover. The cover was
actually a picture of myself from 1990 which I had altered with MS Paint and blurred with Photo
A month passed and Red sent an e-mail to the team asking why it took so long to review the
CD. JJ reacted with an 'angry' e-mail to the me (with the team CC-ed) and another faked argument
started. In the days that followed I wrote the review of Sandstone including the background
history of Red ans Steve.
To explain his name I made up a story of his parents being prog fans and naming him after the
1974 King Crimson album. This made Red quite young, so I had to make him some kind of
musical genius child to give him enough 'experience'. The review - which was later incorporated in the
Red Sedan special - included various weird bands like Death Do Us Part, The Grasshoppers, etc.
The name Music from the Spheres came from a
Call of Cthulhu roleplaying scenario based
on Ramsey Campbell's tale The Tugging. The review contained several clues that I was the
one behind Red Sedan: the track Raining Cats and Dogs ( I work for a pet food company),
the track Crawling Chaos (named after a story by one of my favourite writers, H.P.
Lovecraft) and the first four letters of the album title. I was amazed that none of the team
members recognised the anagram of my name and the other clues and that everybody believed the
hilarious background story ! In one of the e-mail by Red I had even signed off with Ed, but nobody
had noticed !
This fact, combined with a discussion I had with a prog artist about the lack of humour that some
prog fans seem to have and a remark by Martijn that DPRP had become a bit too serious made me
decide to turn the whole thing into an April Fools joke. Remembering the marvellous April Fools jokes
that Floyd magazine The Amazing Pudding used to do, it seemed like a great idea to try one myself.
Unfortunately it was only December at
that time. I explained the team that I would not publish the Sandstone review because it
was just a demo and was not sold by Red at the time. Since it would therefore not be available to
the public, it didn't seem to make sense to include it in our reviews column.
In the months that followed Red kept the team up to date about the developments of his new
project with Steve. Things went quiet for a while until Red got back in contact at the end of
February. "Anyway, Steve and I are progressing extremely well with the Rock's Colliding
album. We haven't quite figured out a name for the band yet, but we're thinking about 'Red
Alert'. What do you guys think ? If you're interested I could send you a CDR with some of the
songs once we're finished recording, which will be sometime mid March." Red also promised
to write an article for The Vision Pit when the album was finished.
Mid March Red informed the team that the album was finsihed and they were putting the finishing
touches to the artwork and album mix. He said he would send me a copy of the album on CDR and
that he would make 50 copies of the album, plus 25 copies of Sandstone available for a
In the last week of March I took the Sandstone review and expanded it into the Special
as it appeared on DPRP, including an interview and the review of Rock's Colling. 'Red' had
promised all of the team members a copy as well if they participated in the competition. That
would be the first time they would learn the truth behind all of this.
In the beginning of the article I described Red and the album as "new talent that might well
gain the same status as Pink Floyd, Yes, Genesis or Marillion. Rock's Colliding is a masterpiece
(...)" to ensure that people would be interested enough to read the whole article.
While I progressed with the special I made the whole story more and more unbelievable, expecting
people to recognise it as an April Fools joke by the end.
The cover of Rock's Colliding shows a fragment of the
Call of Cthulhu scenario book
The Stars are Right, which includes the Music from the Spheres scenario. The drawing
was indeed made by artist John T. Snyder.
Since April 1st was a Saturday, which is normally one of the relatively quiet days for DPRP, I
send out a pre-announcement on Friday, to make sure more people would visit the site the next
day. This, plus the announcement I sent out at midnight seemed to help; we had 25% more visitors
than we normally have on Saturday.
On that day some 250 people (20% of all visitors) visited the page with the Red Sedan special
and more than 120 people actually participated in the competition. If they did so, the following
message would appear on the screen: GOTCHA ! You've just fallen for DPRP's April Fools joke !
You didn't really believe that hilarious story, did you ?
Red Sedan and Steve McGregor as well as all of the other background information were spawned by
the twisted mind of one of the DPRP editors (see if you can figure out who). The musician has
never existed and the CDs are imaginary !
Come on ! Smile ! Don't confirm that old prejudice that prog fans don't have as sense of
humour ! ;-)
The responses to the joke we got were mainly very positive. Here's a couple of quotes from e-mails
(some in Dutch) we received:
- "Very funny you bastards! No really, I had a good laugh!"
- "You almost got me there took me a few minutes to realise that its already April the first in
Holland!! NICE ONE. PS - Beware of the sheep coz their gonna get you yeh!"
- "You bast... Any way, I enjoy it a lot!"
- "You git! I spent about 30 mins doing your April fool! I live in Scotland and
we have no bands left that play gigs of prog sort (Pallas hardly ever play)
and I was getting enthusiatic! :("
- "Nice one! I was totally taken in. It must have taken ages to concoct the story."
- "Ik sloeg jullie altijd al hoog aan als het ging om
informatie omtrent progressieve rock (helemaal als je
een progressieve rockshow op de radio doet, zoals
ik!), maar nu zijn jullie nog meer in achting
gestegen. En dat ik erin trapte, is niet zo
verwonderlijk, als je bedenkt dat een nieuwe CD om te
draaien in je programma altijd welkom is, Daar doe je
alles voor, nietwaar. Zelfs in deze gigantische
valkuil trappen. Trappen? Donderen beschrijft het
Morgenavond heb ik uitzending. Ik zal er melding van
maken. En vergeet niet om een keer te plaatsen hoeveel
mensen erin zijn getuind."
- "Ik ben één van diegenen die er met open ogen ingetuind is. Meesterlijk. Geen
moment gedacht aan het 1 april-gebeuren.
Ik weet niet wie van jullie deze ongelofelijk knappe grap heeft bedacht,
maar hij/zij verdient zelf een prijs!"
- "Hey, I had a good laugh on that. I finally won something."
- "Vuile vieze gore rothond. Nee hoor hardstikke leuk, met boter en suiker ging ik erin. Ik
dacht die cd moet ik hebben (Rock's Colliding), ik heb zelf een cdpostorder en daar stond hij
"nog" niet in de database en dacht dan ga ik hem maar winnen."
- "Thank you very much. I never before felt myself so much THE April fool.
The review of "Rock's Colliding" made my heart beat faster and just
imagining the music sent shivers over my spine.
Great joke, I'm a very, very warned person for the next April fools day."
- "Hi there dprp, excellent you've got the spirit."
- "You really fooled my with your Rock's Colliding review because I thought
DPRP was a serious site and you did something like this before (the
polls). It was very well done. You proved to have a great sense of
humor, but don't do it again!!
- "Don't want to check out that site just send me the CD because I have see a
live gig of them and they are marvelous."
- "This is really not a professional humor. How can a reputable website like DPRP
cheated people?? I mean it. You call it humor?? Non sense. This is really bad
/ terrible humor. You cheated people like me who really like prog music and
struggling to get a good album of international group.
You know what a price of CD means to me?? A lot!! May be in your country, a
price of CD is the same as one time fast food cost like McDonald's french
fries. In my country (with currently weak currency) it costs me 25 - 30
lunches!!! (average price of prog CD is GBP 13.5). Can you imagine? In order
to get "Subterranea" CD I have to delay my 40 lunches and work very very hard
to save money to buy the CD!!
Too much your joke. You just use the vehicle of April's Fool to do yr.
unpopular joke. I hate your unprofessional behaviour. I vist yr. site cause I
thought you're professional."
Good to see that most prog fans do seem to have a sense of humour. ;-)
There's a couple of other things I found very amuzing. First of all, two prog rock shows and
one prog magazine sent requests to Red's e-mail account asking for promo copies to play in
their show or review. The other thing is that 20 people have filled in the competition after April
2nd, when we had already mentioned on the main page that it was a joke !
Better watch out next year, because we might do it again.
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